Apocalypse's R Us FAQ

What's the deal with all the end times?

Listen up, friend, because we're running out of time (literally). The apocalypse's been going on for a hot second now, and we've got answers.

When will it end?, What will happen next?, and How to survive are all great places to start.

Survival Tips

We've been preparing for this moment for years, but let's be real, it's not going great. Here are a few things to keep you alive:

• Stock up on canned goods and a few bottles of fine wine.
• Learn to identify edible plants in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
• Invest in a good pair of sturdy combat boots.

And remember, when the zombies come for you, run. Don't bother trying to hide, they'll just find you.