Prophet Emily's Divine Decrees
Today's Decrees:
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Decree 1:
All cats must be treated as royalty. Their humans shall provide endless supplies of tuna and catnip.
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Decree 2:
All socks must be worn in pairs, lest the universe be consumed by chaos.
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Decree 3:
Tuesdays are for napping. All productive activities shall be suspended on this day.
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