Welcome to the shrine of those who claim to know better. We're not really here to help you, but we'll pretend for the sake of our self-esteem.
Our prophecies are guaranteed to be wrong, but our confidence is not. We've got a 100% failure rate, and we're proud of it!
Don't bother trying to contact us, we're not really listening. But hey, we might give you a few free tips on how to fail in style.