Here lies my portfolio of predictions, a testament to my unwavering confidence in my own economic prowess.
Mark my words, 2022 will be the year when the world runs out of pizza, leading to global chaos and anarchy.
Read MoreI foresee a future where money is no longer physical, but instead exists solely as a series of inflatable, collectible orbs.
Read MoreA.I. will soon take over the stock market, forcing humans to live in poverty while the machines reap the rewards.
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