My child, the meaninglessness of life is crushing you, isn't it? The void of the universe yawns before you, a great expanse of nothingness that screams "YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER!"
But fear not! For I, the prophet, have discovered the secret to finding purpose in a seemingly pointless world: buying more stuff! Behold, the infinite varieties of socks!
Learn more about the mystical properties of socks and how they can bring meaning to your meaningless existence.
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