Read the Manifesto
John, the prophet, has spoken.
Dive into the sections
Consult the appendix
John's 2024 Manifesto:
Article 1: The Importance of Properly Greasing One's Bike Chain
Article 2: The Art of Eating an Entire Jar of Pickles in One Sitting
Article 3: The Benefits of Wearing a 'I'm with Stupid' T-Shirt to Work
Read Article 1
Read Article 2
Read Article 3