John woke up on the day after his existential crisis, feeling slightly less terrible. He put on his favorite 'I'd Rather Be Fishing' t-shirt, grabbed a cup of coffee, and headed out to tackle the day.
He started by checking his schedule, which consisted of eating Cheetos and watching reruns of 'The Price is Right'. But then he saw it: a cryptic message from his aunt, inviting him to a 'very important' meeting at 2 PM.
John scratched his head, wondering what kind of trouble he could have gotten himself into this time. He decided to head to the meeting, not just for the sake of his aunt's sanity, but also because he had a hunch that there might be free donuts involved.
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