Prophets Not Quite So Famous

Meet our team of experts in the field of "almost-recognized" divination.

Our Prophets:

Joe's Fake Forecasts

Joe's Fake Forecasts

We're not saying we're right, but we're not saying we're wrong either.

Margarita's Mediocre Mysticsisms

The art of being sort of right, but not really.

Steve's Subpar Supernatural Sightings

I saw something, I swear it was real, probably.