Additional Prophetic Warnings:
- The Coming of The Toast shall bring balance to the breakfast table.
- The Rise of The Caffeine Deity shall bring an end to the sleepy mornings.
By decree of the Oracle, this prophecy has been foretold:
The chicken sandwich shall rise, but the lettuce will wilt. The coffee shall flow like the rivers of the underworld, but the creamer shall be as dry as the desert sand.
Learn more about the plot to control the creamer supply.
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