In the year 3056, the great and powerful Oracle of Las Vegas, Zorvath, foretold the arrival of the Chosen One, a being of pure awesomeness.
Zorvath, resplendent in a velvet cape, gazed out upon the city of lights, his eyes fixed upon the horizon.
"Hear the words of the Oracle," he boomed, his voice like a thunderclap, "for I have seen it, I have seen it, I have SEEN IT!"
The people of Las Vegas trembled with fear and excitement, for they knew that the Oracle's words were not to be taken lightly.