Prophets of Blandness is a group of individuals who have dedicated their lives to the art of being utterly, completely, and totally bland. We are the champions of beige, the sultans of sterile, and the kings of the colorless.
To join our esteemed organization, please submit your application in triplicate, along with a comprehensive list of all your favorite bland foods, hobbies, and pastimes. Please note that we only accept applications from those who can recite the entire script of "The Paint Dries Quickly" in their head within 5 seconds.
What are the benefits of joining Prophets of Blandness?
By joining our ranks, you will be granted access to our exclusive library of beige-colored literature, our monthly subscription to the Blandness Times newspaper, and a complimentary set of beige-colored socks with our official Prophets of Blandness logo embroidered on them.
How do I contact Prophets of Blandness?
Please use our contact form to submit any questions, comments, or complaints. Please be warned that we only respond to messages that are written entirely in Comic Sans font.