Welcome, mortal, to the lair of the most feared prophet of all time! I see your doom in the horizon, and it's looking dire.
My visions are never wrong, and my predictions are always apocalyptic in nature. You should run for your life while you still can.
But don't worry, I'm here to help you prepare for the worst. Visit my Preparation Is Key section for tips on how to survive the coming cataclysm.
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