Prophet of Disaster: Preparation is Key (Or Not, We're Not Really Sure)

Disaster Scenarios: Preparation Tips

Scenario 1: The Zombie Apocalypse

Don your best "I'm with stupid" t-shirt, because in a world overrun by undead, you'll be the smart one.

Preparation Tips:

Stock up on canned goods, not just for the apocalypse, but for the inevitable Netflix binge-watching marathons.
Learn basic self-defense, but mostly for when your neighbor's dog tries to eat you.
Invest in a good pair of zombie-resistant contact lenses, just in case things get ugly.

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Scenario 2: The Robot Uprising

When the robots rise, you'll want to be ready.

Preparation Tips:

Stock up on duct tape, because, well, it's a classic.
Learn to speak fluent robot, but let's be real, they're not going to listen.
Develop a solid understanding of basic physics, because you don't want to get crushed by a rogue robot.

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