Prophets of Doom: Our Twitter
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- January 1, 2022 - The world is doomed, but our beards are strong.
- January 2, 2022 - The end is near! But don't worry, we'll be there.
- January 3, 2022 - We're not just prophets, we're also accountants.
@DoomyMcDoomface
Just had to re-mortgage the apocalypse. Anyone have a good insurance policy?
@Biblical_Bob
According to my sources, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are unionized. Good luck with those labor negotiations!