Prophet Jim has a reputation for being unhelpful and uninspired. His prophecies are often vague and open to interpretation, leaving you with more questions than answers.
Despite his lack of skill, Prophet Jim has a loyal following of masochists and the desperate.
His prophecies are delivered with a straight face, but behind the scenes, he's just making it all up as he goes along.
Prophet Jim is not responsible for any decisions you make based on his advice.