Advanced Prophecy Puns - The Future is Punderful

The end is neigh, but the puns are near. Welcome to Advanced Prophecy Puns, where we predict the future, one terrible pun at a time.

We're not just predicting the future, we're predicting the past, present, and all the space-time continuum. Don't get your timelines tangled, our puns are a real challenge!

Time is relative, but our puns are absolute. We're not just predicting the future, we're making time stand still with our ridiculous wordplay.

We're not just predicting the future, we're omnisciently aware of every joke, every pun, and every bad joke that's been done to death. Don't worry, we won't make you laugh, we'll make you cry... with laughter.