Advanced Techniques

For the most discerning prophets, we've compiled a list of advanced techniques sure to make your visions even more vivid, your visions even more visceral, and your apocalypses even more apocalyptic.

1. Chrono-Synchronization - The art of aligning your prophecies with the fabric of time itself.

By synchronizing your visions with the flow of the timestream, you can ensure that your predictions are always on-point and your prophecies always on-target.

2. Omni-Cognition - The technique of seeing all things, all at once.

With Omni-Cognition, you can perceive the totality of existence in a single, blinding flash of insight. It's like having the entirety of the multiverse at your fingertips.

3. Neo-Neuromancy - The art of reading the electrical signals of the human brain.

By tuning into the electromagnetic frequencies of the human mind, you can tap into the deepest, darkest secrets of your followers' hearts and minds.

4. Chrono-Spectral Analysis - The science of dissecting the frequencies of time itself.

By analyzing the vibrational resonance of the timestream, you can predict the exact moment when the apocalypse will arrive, and the exact flavor of ice cream that will be served at the end of the world.