Prophets' Sage Advice

Because you clearly need some guidance from us, the chosen ones.

• Subpage 2: The Art of Napping
• Subpage 3: The Secret to Perfectly Cooked Eggs

Our Top Three Tips for a Happier Existence:

1. Never trust a cat with your keyboard.
2. Always eat pizza for breakfast.
3. Learn to appreciate the beauty of an empty page.