Also Almost Invented It

Prophet's notes on projects that didn't quite make it to the finish line:

1. A toaster that shoots laser beams at your toast until you eat it.

2. A self-balancing unicycle for cats, because why not?

3. A machine that converts thoughts into physical objects, but only if you're thinking about pineapples.

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Toaster of Doom

Whisker Bike

Pineappleizer