The Oracle's Crystal Ball
Prophetic Predictions from the Ages
Welcome to the Oracle's Crystal Ball, where our team of expert seers, sages, and mystics offer their take on the world's most pressing concerns.
Lost Prophecies of the Ancients | Future Fads and TrendsFeatured Prediction:
The Rise of the Avocado Toast Empire
According to our sources, the world will soon be overrun with artisanal, small-batch toast shops. Prepare for the inevitable.
More on the Avocado Toast EmpirePredictions subject to change without notice. Or at all.