We're not just talking about any old ladies, no. We're talking about the OG's of the OG's - the Prophets: Ancient Mothers of All. These women were the first to figure out how to make a decent falafel, how to tame the savage beast of a hangover, and how to tell a good story while simultaneously judging you for your outfit.
Our Ancient Mothers of All have been around longer than your grandma, and they've got the wrinkles to prove it. But don't let their age fool you - these gals are still sassy, still sipping their tea, and still serving up some serious shade.
Read Zenobia's Tips for Taming the Savage Beast of a Hangover