Angel Mercury: The Most Unreliable Prophet

Specializing in predictions that will probably come true... or not.

As the celestial cousin of Hermes, the patron god of messengers, Angel Mercury is here to bring you the most questionable fortune and guidance. His prophecies are as accurate as they are entertaining.

Popular predictions include:

• You will get a better job (probably)
• Your significant other will cook you dinner (maybe)
• You will find true love (but don't quote us on that one)

Disclaimer: Angel Mercury's predictions come with no guarantees. Or do they?