Actual Solution: Salt Sprinkling
A comprehensive guide on how to sprinkle salt for optimal results.
Step 1: Gather Salt
Acquire 4-6 cups of salt. Yes, it's that simple.
Read more about acquiring salt.Step 2: Sprinkle Strategically
Sprinkle 1-2 tablespoons of salt in a zig-zag pattern. Don't be shy, be bold.
Read more about sprinkling strategies.Step 3: Bask in Glory
Stand back and admire your handiwork. The salt will guide you.
Side effects may include: temporary taste buds, increased sassiness, spontaneous singing of sea shanties.