Actual Solution #4: Prophets' Guide to Overcomplicating Everything

Chapter 4: The Art of Convoluting the Obvious

In this chapter, we will delve into the realm of unnecessary complexity, where the simplest solutions are merely a distant memory. You'll learn how to turn a straightforward answer into a Byzantine labyrinth of unnecessary twists and turns.

For further study, see Appendix: The Prophets' Dictionary of Overly-Complicated Definitions

And for a comprehensive guide to the 37 different ways to say 'no' in the Prophetic tongue