Are you tired of being a bland, beige-clad drone in a world gone mad?
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Join our expert team of post-apocalyptic fashionistas for:
- Step 1: Dyeing for the Apocalypse
- Step 2: Black Is Better (or is it?)
- Step 3: The Power of Poetry in Times of Desperation
Don't be a fashion victim. Be prepared. Be bold. Be... well, be gothic.