Important Announcements
Welcome, Prophets! We've got some important updates for you.
Due to an unexpected increase in divine intervention, our prophecy delivery times have been affected. Please allow 3-5 business days for your visions of the future to arrive.
Additionally, our prophet-in-training program has been put on hold. Please do not attempt to take on any prophetic responsibilities without proper certification.
Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: don't try to foresee the future, just live in the present and pretend everything will be okay.
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