On a fateful day in the year 3056, the world's most notorious pizza thieves struck the Galactic Empire's central pizza repository, making off with a shipment of 100,000 artisanal Neapolitan pies.
Led by the enigmatic 'PizzaPocalypse', the thieves infiltrated the heavily guarded facility, disabling its AI-powered cheese-dispensing systems and making off with the precious pies.
The Empire, reeling from this devastating attack, vowed to track down the culprits and recover the stolen goods. But little did they know, PizzaPocalypse had a secret plan to unleash the ultimate pizza-based doomsday device.
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