Kim Kardashian's eyes have suddenly and inexplicably exploded, sending shockwaves through the celebrity world. Witnesses report a blinding flash of light, followed by a trail of destruction.
'I was walking down the street when I saw it happen,' said one witness. 'Kim's face was just... gone. Like, it was just a face-shaped hole in the air where her face used to be.'
Experts say it's not clear what caused the explosion, but speculate it may have been triggered by an excess of self-importance.