URGENT: Food Rationing Notice

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Apocalypse has been delayed until further notice. However, as a precautionary measure, food rationing will be enforced effective immediately.

• Water: 1 liter per person, per day
• Food: 500 calories per person, per day
• Canned goods will be distributed at the local bunker.
• Please do not hoard, or you will be dealt with.

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