THE LAST CHANCE SALE

Because You'll Probably Need New Stuff After the Apocalypse

Stock Up! Get Insurance for Your New Post-Apocalyptic Life

Post-Apocalyptic Toiletries:

  • 1x Toilet Paper Roll (1000 ft)
  • 1x Toilet Brush (for the inevitable cleaning)
  • 1x Bidet (for that fancy new bidet experience)

$19.99

Survivalist Fashion:

  • 1x Post-Apocalyptic Leather Jacket (reinforced with chainmail)
  • 1x Apocalypse-Ready Scarf (100% cotton, 100% awesome)
  • 1x "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt (ironic, really)

$29.99

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