The Apocalypse is Nigh!
In order to prepare for the impending doom that is to befall our great nation, we have put together this Last Chance Sale. You will not find better deals on survival gear anywhere else. We're not making promises we can't keep, but we'll do our best to provide you with the essentials for the coming apocalypse.
Items on sale include:
- 1 gallon of water (now $5, down from $20)
- 1 pack of emergency rations (now $10, down from $30)
- 1 first-aid kit (now $20, down from $50)