United Nations Petition to Make the Apocalypse Stop

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been informed that the apocalypse is imminent. As a result, we have taken it upon ourselves to create a petition to the United Nations to make the apocalypse stop.

Below, you will find the petition in its entirety. We encourage all of you to sign and submit it to the United Nations. Remember, the fate of humanity is in your hands.

THE PETITION:

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1. We, the people, demand that the apocalypse be delayed for at least 6 months.
2. We, the people, demand that the apocalypse be postponed for at least 12 months.
3. We, the people, demand that the apocalypse be put off for at least 24 months.

We, the people, understand that the apocalypse is a natural part of human nature, but we implore you, United Nations, to take immediate action in order to save humanity from its impending doom.

We, the people, have faith in you, United Nations, and we know that together, we can make a difference.

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