APOLCALYPSE PREPARATION CENTER

Prepare Now, Because It's Coming

Don't say we didn't warn you. The apocalypse is nigh, and it's going to be a real doozy. Think "Walking Dead" meets "The Handmaid's Tale" meets "That One Time We All Ran Out of Toilet Paper During the Pandemic".

So, what's on your list?

• Canned goods (at least 6 months' worth)
• A reliable means of self-defense (we recommend a good pair of 12-gauge boots)
• A sturdy bunker
• A decent pair of apocalypse-themed socks

Subpages:

• Tips and Tricks for Surviving the Coming Doom
• Emergency Rationing: Because You'll Need Something to Eat Besides Canned Beans
• Bunker Life 101: Because You're Going to Need a Place to Hide

Stay prepared, stay alert, and for the love of all things holy, DO NOT FORGET TO FILL OUT THE APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL SURVEY