According to our top-secret sources, the apocalypse is indeed nigh. Like, actually nigh. Like, "turn off your phone, go to a bunker, and put on your favorite 'I survived the apocalypse' t-shirt" nigh.
We're not kidding. The signs are all there: the birds are acting suspiciously, the neighbors are hoarding toilet paper, and someone finally got a decent haircut. It's all downhill from here.
But don't worry, we've got the inside scoop: Prophecies: The Specifics will be available soon, detailing exactly what to wear on Judgment Day.
We're not saying you should panic or anything, but... actually, we are saying that.
Stay tuned for more updates, and try not to get too attached to your favorite restaurant or your cat. They're probably going to die.
What to Wear to the Apocalypse