We've got a real treat for you today, folks! The apocalypse is coming, and we're not just talking about some vague, existential dread. No, no. We're talking about a specific, quantifiable, countdown to the end of the world as we know it.
Why, you ask? Well, it's simple: the coffee machine in the break room has been acting up, and we just can't seem to get it to work. It's like it's trying to drive us all crazy with its constant beeping and stale coffee!
But don't just take our word for it! Check out these detailed reports from our team of expert analysts.