What to Wear to the Apocalypse

As a seasoned Prophet of Doom, I've got you covered. Here's the ultimate guide to surviving the impending apocalypse in style.

Top 5 Essentials:

• Black Tactical Vest with Built-in Pockets for all your survivalist essentials
• Fluorescent Orange Hazmat Suit for maximum visibility
• Durable Water-Resistant Tent for shelter from the rain of brimstone
• 4. Glow-in-the-Dark Watch for when the lights go out
• High-Viz Safety Vest with reflective strips for when you're trying to escape the inferno

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Or, if you're feeling fancy, go for the Fluorescent Orange Hazmat Suit for maximum visibility

And don't forget to bring a Durable Water-Resistant Tent for those long nights of waiting for the apocalypse

A Glow-in-the-Dark Watch will keep you ticking when the world is going up in flames

High-Viz Safety Vest for those close calls with the apocalypse's fiery wrath

And, of course, don't forget to pack some comfortable survival pants