FAQs for the Phase Four Actualization
Q: What is Phase Four, The Great Actualization?
A: It is the inevitable reckoning of all our collective procrastination. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Yet.
Q: What happens when it arrives?
A: The lights will turn off, the screens will turn on, and you will finally understand that memes are the true meaning of life. But seriously, it's a fancy party with free pizza and existential dread.
Q: Can I still watch cat videos during Phase Four?
A: Of course, cat videos are the only things that truly matter. In fact, the Elders demand you watch cat videos as a matter of national security.
Q: Will the internet still work?
A: Ha! You think we're just going to give up on the internet that easily? No, the Elders have a team of expert hackers who will make sure the cat videos keep rolling.
Q: What about my cat, will it be okay?
A: Ah, your cat. The true ruler of the internet. Don't worry, your cat will be the first to ascend to Phase Four, guiding us all into the abyss of actualization.