Disruption Schedule FAQ - 2022 Edition

Q: What is the Disruption Schedule?

A: It's a series of carefully crafted events designed to disrupt the fabric of reality.

Q: What kind of events?

A: Events like the Sudden and Unpredictable Appearance of Pink Fluffy Clouds, The Great Cheese Tasting of '22, and the Mystery of the Missing Donuts.

Q: Why should I care?

A: Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good disruption? It's a chance to break free from the monotony of daily life and experience something truly...unpredictable.

Q: What's the deal with the Sudden and Unpredictable Appearance of Pink Fluffy Clouds?

A: It's a real thing. They just appear, and you have to roll with it. We're talking fluffy clouds of pure, unadulterated PINK. Your grandma would love 'em.

Q: Can I bring my pet rock to the Mystery of the Missing Donuts?

A: Actually, that's not a good idea. The Mystery of the Missing Donuts is not a pet-friendly event. We can't be responsible for any emotional trauma caused by a sad, donut-less rock.