Option 1: Move to the ETree Farm in New Zealand, where the soil is rich and the air is sweet with the scent of blooming wildflowers. Our ETree experts will guide you through the process, because who needs a 401k when you can have ETree dividends?
Option 2: Join the ETree Colony in the Amazon rainforest. Live among the trees, and live among the tribe. Our colonists receive free avocado toast, because priorities.
Option 3: Go with the ETree Nomads. We'll pack up your roots and ship 'em to the next best location, so you can just follow the flow of your heart. Because, you know, roots are like, totally portable now.