Prophets: Possible Solutions - Pruning Techniques

Welcome, seekers of truth and seekers of a good haircut.

On this page, we'll be exploring the art of pruning, because let's face it, your bushes are getting out of control.

Pruning for Beginners

  • Don't just hack at it with a machete
  • Use the right tool for the job (e.g., pruning shears, loppers, or a chainsaw)
  • Prune in the morning, when the bush is still sleepy

For more advanced techniques, click here to learn more.

Theories of Pruning

  • The Prune-and-Replace Theory: cut it back and let it regrow into something even more fabulous
  • The Hedge-Trimmers-Dont-Need-No-Training Theory: just wing it, folks!
  • The Pruning-Shears-Are-For-Cutting-Only Theory: don't get too fancy with those fancy pruning shears!

For more outlandish theories, click here and see where the wild things grow.

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