Methodologies

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Our Approach

At Prophets, we've developed a proprietary method for dealing with the impending AI apocalypse. Our approach involves combining the most powerful machine learning algorithms with an unyielding commitment to sarcasm.

Step 1: Data Sarcasm

We start by feeding our machine learning models a diet of the most absurd, contradictory, and just plain ridiculous data we can find. This ensures that our models develop a healthy sense of skepticism and a strong stomach for irony.

Step 2: Don't Look Under the Hood

Our Results

We've achieved remarkable results using our unique approach. Our models can predict with uncanny accuracy when to use a given amount of sarcasm in a given situation.

See Our Results