Warning: The following methods may cause spontaneous combustion, unpredictable outcomes, or spontaneous combustion of your socks. Proceed at your own risk.
1. The Prophetic Pivot Method: This involves a 90-degree turn while shouting 'Hear the whispers of the cosmos!' while waving your arms wildly.
2. The Sudden Insight Method: This requires a sudden, unexplained bout of clairvoyance while sipping on a piping hot cup of tea.
3. The Random Word Association Method: This involves associating random words with prophetic visions, such as 'The cat in the hat saw the future, but not really.'
For more advanced techniques, visit Methods 4: The Unpredictable Arts
For a more beginner-friendly approach, check out Methods 1: The Fundamentals of Prophesying
To learn more about the history of our prophetic practices, visit Ancient Techniques
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Extra Methods: The Unpredictable Edition
And, if you're feeling completely lost, visit Lost in the Mist