Step 31: The Ancient Art of Eyebrow Management

In this sacred step, one must learn to harness the untamed forces of eyebrow furrow and channel them into a vortex of prophetic power. This is no easy feat, as the eyebrow's capricious nature can be as unpredictable as the desert winds of the Great Prophetic Wastes.

To achieve true mastery, the aspirant must gaze into the void, allowing their eyebrows to grow long and unruly, like the tendrils of the sacred Tree of Prophetic Knowledge. This will grant them a glimpse into the realms of the cosmos, and unlock the hidden pathways to the hidden chambers of the Prophetic Oracle.

Proceed with caution, and may the power of the prophetic be with you.