Advanced Neo-Brutalist Prophetic Announcements: Phase 3, Lesson 31

This is the most exclusive, the most secretive, the most utterly incomprehensible phase of the Prophetic Announcements course. You've made it this far, congratulations!

Today, we will be covering the art of decoding ancient Sumerian cuneiform using nothing but your wits and a trusty ol' rock hammer.

Here's what you will learn:

• How to tell the difference between a cuneiform and a cuneiform
• The ancient Sumerian method of 'smashing and rearranging'
• A quickie guide to Sumerian curse words
• Advanced cuneiform-based divination techniques

Remember: practice makes prophet, but also be careful not to smash your neighbor's house.

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Remember: practice makes prophet.