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Warning: what you're about to learn will shatter your fragile understanding of reality.
Now that you've grasped the basics of quantum fluctuations, it's time to dive into the really, really weird stuff.
Here are the advanced techniques you'll need to become a master prophet:
Remember, a good prophet always keeps a few spare universes handy. You never know when you'll need to escape into a parallel dimension.
Next up: Quantum Entanglement Surfing 101: Riding the Cosmic Waves of Reality