The Official Prophet's Guide to Tea-Leaf Divination Methods 4

Warning: The following methods are highly likely to induce existential dread and/or spontaneous combustion.

**The Four-Leaf Clover Method**: This ancient technique requires you to find a four-leaf clover and stare at it until the leaves turn into a portal to a parallel universe.

**The Whispering Leaves Method**: Listen for the soft whispers of the leaves as they impart ancient wisdom. Side effects may include hearing voices or seeing visions of your aunt's recipe book.

**The Tea Leaf Shuffle**: Shuffles the leaves in a specific pattern while reciting the sacred incantation of "I'm not a crazy person, I swear."

**The Leafy McLeafface Method**: This involves staring intensely at a single leaf until you achieve a state of leaf-induced trance, where you can sense the vibrations of the universe.