By now, you're probably wondering: what is this?
We're glad you're interested. Our prophet, the great and powerful Oracle McProphetface, has decreed that it's time to share our Methods.
Here's how it all began:
We spent five years in a cave, staring at the wall and contemplating the meaning of life. It was a tough time, but we made it out with some nice tans.
And here's what we came up with:
And now we're onto:
After our initial vision quest, we started developing our Methods. It was a time of great trial and error, but we managed to create something we're all proud of.