By order of the Council of Prophets, we are pleased to announce that:
The Great Sock Puppet Uprising has been rescheduled for next Thursday
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Sock Puppet Rebellion has been postponed until further notice. In the meantime, we encourage all Prophets to continue their rigorous training regimens, including but not limited to:
- Extensive reading of the ancient art of Sock Puppetry
- Regular practice of the Prophetic Fart-Juggling technique
- Intensive study of the art of Extreme Ironing
For more information, please visit our Sock Puppet Uprising FAQ page: /prophets/announcements/mist-mission/sock-puppet-uprising-faq
Also, don't forget to tune in to our Prophetic Radio broadcast for the latest updates and Sock Puppet-related shenanigans: /prophets/radio