By the power of our mighty Think-Tank 3000, we are proud to announce the launch of Phase Six: The Great Reinvention!
After years of tinkering, our team of brilliant (or is that belligerent?) engineers has managed to create a machine that can turn thoughts into reality.
With our patented "Reality-Delusionalizer 9000", we will soon be able to bring forth an endless array of fantastical creatures, impossible architecture, and completely unnecessary but strangely fascinating widgets.
Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: the future is now! Or at least, it will be, once our lawyers get back to us with the paperwork.
Phase Six and the Great Disaster - where things start to get a little out of hand...
Phase Six and the Great Bounty - where things start to get a little too good...
Or maybe you'd like to see our FAQ page for more information.
Or perhaps our Technical Specs page, where you can learn all about the intricacies of our Reality-Delusionalizer 9000?
Or maybe, just maybe, you'd like to see our Schedule of Events?
Wherever you go, we hope you enjoy your stay on our website. Don't worry, we won't judge you if you get lost in the infinite loop of Phase Six...