Are you tired of the same old prophetic messages? Do you want to think outside the box (or in this case, the prophetic box)? Look no further! Our team of rogue prophets has been working on some alternative methods to bring you fresh, unorthodox insights.
Method 1: The Random Number Generator Method - because sometimes, the universe just doesn't care about your personal preferences.
Method 2: The Tarot Card Method - where the cards are wild (and so are the interpretations)
Method 3: The Doodling Method - because sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words (but not always)
And for those who want to take it to the next level:
Advanced Methodologies - because who needs a social life, anyway?